need money fast? Sell him to Yahoo!
whens chip skylarks next tour
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
Beyoncé responds to pregnancy rumors
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
Cute red pandas
why does this not have hundreds of thousands of notes
staff why do you hate us
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
I’m sorry but have you SEEN Enchanted?
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
you must be new
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is